Hearing From Our Lawyer
The fence between Heaven and Hell broke. St. Peter was sent to talk to Lucifer about who’s going to fix the fence. No agreement was reach and St. Peter said, “You will be hearing from our lawyer!” To that, Lucifer replied, “Where are you going to get one?”
Racehorse
A man decides that he is a Racehorse, so his wife puts him in the nuthouse. A few weeks later the doctor at the asylum...
Just Admit It
A little boy just would not learn. One day his history teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost...
Idiots In the Room
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer. After a long silence, one freshman rose to...
Right to Judge
No one has the right to judge you, because no one really knows what you have been through. They might have heard the stories, but...
Common Sense
Common sense is not a gift, it is punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.