Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage
Love Marriage | Arranged Marriage |
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Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like. | Similiar to Object Oriented Programming (OOP) approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The function can be added or deleted. |
Family system hangs because hardware (called parents) is not responding. | Compatible with hardware (Parents) |
You are the project leader so you are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT – married life. | You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project – Married Life. |
Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc. | All these features are covered in the SRS (System Required Sepecification) as required features. |
Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful and seductive… Yet one never knows when it will crash… if crashes that’s the end. | Arranged Marriage is like Unix… Boring n colorless but still extremely reliable and robust. May crash but easy to recover. |
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