Just Admit It
A little boy just would not learn. One day his history teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn’t know. For almost a week she never stopped asking him the same question, but still he couldn’t come up with the right answer.
Finally, in desperation, the teacher called the boy’s father and complained. “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence.”
The father call his son and said, “Come here, son, and sit down. Now, if you signed that goddamn thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!!!”
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