The Geography of a Woman
The Geography of a Woman
- Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
- Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
- Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
- Between 36 and 30, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
- Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
- Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
- Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
- After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
The Geography of a Man
- Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by the nuts.
The End.
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