James Bond and Telugu Guy
On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.
Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I know your name please?”
James Bond: “My name is Bond’ Continuing in his inimitable style…..James Bond.”
Then Bond asks: “And you?
Telugu Guy: “My name is Rao…
“Siva Rao…
“Samba Siva Rao…
“Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says ‘James Bond’
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