Movies Teach Us
AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
- Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
- More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
- The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball.
- Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
- U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like warewolves and vampires.
INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:
- At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
- While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut you”always choose the right”.
- A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.
- A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
- If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.
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