Light the cigarette
Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don’t have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer 1: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
If you are not impressed … read…
Answer 2: Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer
Answer 3: Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP)
“TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee.”
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”.
one more deadly answer…
Answer 4; Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega”
Smoking might Kills. Quit smoking.
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