Words of Wisdom
Before you Talk, Listen. Before you React, Think. Before you Criticize, Wait. Before you Pray, Forgive. Before you Quit, Try.
Top 10 Excuses Made by Computer Programmers
I haven't touched that module in weeks! It must be a hardware problem. Somebody must have changed my code. Did you check for a virus...
List of Top 10 Excuses
I don't have the time. It's not my job. I'm no good at office politics. Nothing ever changes around here. I won't have any time...