Swallow a key
Patient: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Patient: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Patient: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
Suffering from pneumonia
Patient:Â Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? Once a doctor was treating his patient with pneumonia but the patient died of typhus. Indian...
Computer Diskette
Customer : Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support : Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer : Yes, sure,...
Right click…
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support:...
Women are Intelligent
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,...
Laloo, Jayalalitha and Mayavati…
Laloo, Jayalalitha and Mayavati are on a long flight in an Air Force plane. Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupees note and says, "I'm going...