Line at the Heaven’s Gates
A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven’s Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans. God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of […]
Raining
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant : it's already raining sir. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Fly to Amritsar
Sardar Ji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the operator. Thank you." says the Sardar...
Lost and need directions
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and...
American President in a school
Once president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk with the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask...
English girl
Wife going to USA Wife :-Do you want to something from USA ? Husband : yaaaaaaaa....................Englishgirl. Wife returns. Husband :-Where is my gift? Wife :-...