Chinese Kid…
Sardar ji went to get birth certificate for his newly born kid. Sardar ji : ” Mother- Sikh,  Father- Sikh, Kid-Chinese.. ” Officer : “..How come you say ‘Chinese’ when both parents are Sikh..” Sardar ji : News paper says… “Every 4th person born on the earth now is a Chinese.”
Intel inside…
Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?"...
The Perfect Husband…
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free...
Men always have better friends…
Men always have better friends... They will stand by you, no matter what...!!! Here's an example: Friends of Women: A wife was not at home...
Tumhare liya sab chod doongi
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Screw up own life
You can be a Doctor and save lives... You can be a Lawyer and defend lives... You can be a Soldier and protect lives... But...