Surgeons
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical […]
Women are intelligent
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,...
Visit to a Doctor
Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treatment. Doctor: I think...
A request to a BOSS
All those who need to promoted, send this to your BOSS for promotion right now. Hi Boss, People who do lots of work... make lots...
A woman writes to the IT Technical support…
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from BOYFRIEND 5.0 to HUSBANDÂ 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly...
Mouth shut helps…
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband...