Grand Parent’s Answering Machine
Good morning… At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp … If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of “arrival” so we know who it is. If you need us to stay […]
PJ – Scooter Stand
A guy rides up in a scooter to a theatre and asks another person "Where is the scooter stand?" The other person replies "Tell me,...
Unnecessary advice is injurious to health
Once a Smoker was smoking at the airport.........A gentleman came & asked him. How much do you smoke a day? Smoker: Why are you asking...
Marriage Quotes
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? Bachelors know more about...
Facts About Boys & Girls
If boy laughs, he is MANNERLESS, if girl does so she is JOLLY. If a boy talks to much, he is CHATTERBOX, if a girl...
Stupid Questions
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers: At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends Stupid Question: Hey,...