The Official 50 Funniest Jokes of All Time
A team of researchers believe they have identified the 50 best one-liners. Researchers scoured the web and examined more than 1000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 on which 36000 people voted. A women get on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever […]
Little Johnny .. Rocks…
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Memory
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Library Timings
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Football in Heaven
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Business is business
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