Why Do You Want A Divorce?
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made […]
Man of the House
The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House." He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing...
Buy One For Me Too
One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man...
Allotment of Hell
A man dies and goes to hell The devil explains that there are three sectors in hell, and that the man gets to choose where...
Materialistic Approach
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Mercedes in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out,...
Lawyer Vs Witness (Doctor)
This was actually said in court and taken from a transcript: Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Witness:...