Types of Girls
There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS… HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. VIRUS Girls: These type of girls are […]
Girls Used to Say
1970: Love me But do not touch me. 1980: Touch me, But do not kiss me. 1990: Kiss me, But do not do any thing...
Fit for the Job
The city municipal corporation was interview an applicant for the position of accounts superintendent. Interviwer : What is the reason to change the job? Applicant...
I’d be an American
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American...
Wrong Number
Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife. But accidentally the call went to a Indian Cricket Manager. He asked...
Insect in Beer Mug
An insect falls into a mug of beer... Reactions: Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American: Takes the insect out and drinks the...