Why Do You Keep Calling?
A man telephones a law office and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer.” The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry but he died last week.” The next day the same man phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, “I told you yesterday, he died last week.” The next day the man calls […]
Why Do You Want A Divorce?
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and...
Materialistic Approach
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Mercedes in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out,...
Lawyer Vs Witness (Doctor)
This was actually said in court and taken from a transcript: Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Witness:...
Polish divorce
A Polish man moved from Poland to the US and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very...
Surgeons
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You...