Program Manager and Genie
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof — out pops a genie.”Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant you 3 […]
A woman writes to the IT Technical support…
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from BOYFRIEND 5.0 to HUSBANDÂ 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly...
Intel inside…
Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?"...
Computer Diskette
Customer : Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support : Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer : Yes, sure,...
Right click…
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support:...