Smart Gujaratis
Gujarat is a hub of smart Gujaratis. Recently, a Gujarati friend went to Rajkot Railway Station to receive some guests. He went to the ticket counter and asked for a platform ticket. The clerk at the counter asked for Rs 50 (the new rate). Gujarati thought momentarily and instead bought a ticket to Virpur for […]
Why Do You Keep Calling?
A man telephones a law office and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."...
Just Admit It
A little boy just would not learn. One day his history teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost...
Idiots In the Room
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer. After a long silence, one freshman rose to...
I’ve Lost My Wife
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk...
Funny Faces
A Kindergarten student was sitting at his desk making funny faces at anyone that would watch. The teacher came by and saw what he was...