Prison or Work?
IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle. IN PRISON you get three meals a day. AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON you get rewarded […]
Forgive
Always forgive people and move on, even if they never ask for your forgiveness. Don't do it for them do it for you. The best...
Ideal Teacher
According to students is one who: Should be absent at least 3 times a Week. Should come in class 10 minutes late, and leave the...
Idiots on Highway
A woman is driving first time on the highway (on wrong side)... Her Husband calls and says: "Be careful love, it's just been on the...
Computer – A Masculine or A Feminine
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is...
Wish To Live Forever
A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives...