How Many Were There?
Being married for some time the wife began questioning her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of women before” she said. “How many were there?” The husband replied, “Look, I don’t want to upset you, but there were more than a couple of women. Let’s just leave it at that.” She continued to […]
Expressions On Face
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted...
Peanuts in the Pond
Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man:...
First Tailor Made Suit
A young successful banker decides to get his first tailor made suit. So he visits the finest tailor in town and gets measured. A week...
Man on A Desert Island
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wet suit. Man: "Hi!...
Lawyer and Bible
A lawyer, laying on his death bed in his bedroom, called to his wife and told her to run and get the Bible as soon...