A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wet suit. Man: “Hi! Am I ever happy to see you!” Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here along time. How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?” Man: “It’s been […]

A lawyer, laying on his death bed in his bedroom, called to his wife and told her to run and get the Bible as soon...

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with...

One day a man was walking in the street. He met another man who asked him what happened to his ears as both were covered...

A blonde visited the bank to close her account because she was convinced the institution was going under. When asked by a shocked manager why...