Idiots on Highway
A woman is driving first time on the highway (on wrong side)… Her Husband calls and says: “Be careful love, it’s just been on the radio that someone is driving wrong way on the highway…” She replies: “Someone…? These idiots are in hundreds.”
Computer – A Masculine or A Feminine
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is...
Wish To Live Forever
A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives...
Cost To Get Married
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still...
Man of the House
The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House." He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing...
Buy One For Me Too
One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man...