Fly to Amritsar

Sardar Ji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?” “Just a sec,” says the operator. Thank you.” says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

English girl

Wife going to USA Wife :-Do you want to something from USA ? Husband : yaaaaaaaa....................Englishgirl. Wife returns. Husband :-Where is my gift? Wife :-...