Funny Faces
A Kindergarten student was sitting at his desk making funny faces at anyone that would watch. The teacher came by and saw what he was doing and said calmly, “Billy you had better stop doing that, your face might stick that way.” Billy stared back just as calmly and said in reply, “I guess you […]
Wine Tasting
A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest. She was very good at identifying the wine....
Why Do You Want A Divorce?
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and...
Professional Acquaintances
A doctor and his wife were out walking when a beautiful woman in tight-fitting halter top and skirt nodded hello from a nearby doorway. “And...
My Daughter
I look at you and I do not see the passage of time. I see my little girl playing dress up, running through the yard,...
Do it anyway
People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives. Be kind anyway. If you...