Top 10 Excuses Made by Computer Programmers
- I haven’t touched that module in weeks!
- It must be a hardware problem.
- Somebody must have changed my code.
- Did you check for a virus on your system?
- You must have the wrong version.
- That’s weird…
- There must be something wrong with your data.
- It’s never done that before.
- It worked yesterday
- It works on my machine.
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List of Top 10 Excuses
I don't have the time. It's not my job. I'm no good at office politics. Nothing ever changes around here....