Psychiatrists
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,” one says, “but we have no one to go to with our own problems.” Since we’re all professionals, another suggests, “why don’t we hear each other out right now?” They agreed this is a good idea.
The first psychiatrist confesses, “I’m a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can.”
The second admits, “I have a drug problem that’s out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.”
The third psychiatrist says, “I know it’s wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can’t keep a secret.”
More Stories
Outdoor Man
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday morning, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my […]
The Magic Of Doctor’s Handwriting…!!
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his...
Bad News
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, give me the bad news first. Doctor:...
Outdoor man
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way:...
Hindi Film Songs & Their Medical Interpretations
Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale FEVER Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi HEART ATTACK...
An Old Joke : A Humorous Story
An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. "I see spots before my eyes," he said. "It's due...