Visit to a Doctor
Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treatment.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic.
Man: No, I am coming to you. You should not have any problem treating me.
Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means You are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is I get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work like a deer, I work all day like a donkey, I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog, I come home very late & then play with my children like a monkey, I am like a rabbit in front of my wife.
Doctor asked: Do you work in a IT company ?
Man: Yes.
Doctor yelled: Come dear, no body will treat you better than me.
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