Rapid Jokes
- I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Cheque Books.
- The easiest way to make your old care run better, is to check the prices of new car.
- Maid thinks “freedom of the press” means no-ironed clothes.
- When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it’s called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it’s called an election.
- What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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