Why Do You Keep Calling?
A man telephones a law office and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer.”
The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry but he died last week.”
The next day the same man phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, “I told you yesterday, he died last week.”
The next day the man calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, “I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?”
The man says, “Because I just love hearing it.”
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