Blondes Are Dumb?
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied.
‘What does it say on your shirt?’ He yelled back,
‘University of Oklahoma.’ And they say blondes are dumb…
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