Theorems
Some funny and true theorems..
LAW OF QUEUES: the queue you have left will move faster than the one you are in…
LAW OF MECHANICS: whenever there is grease in your hands your nose starts 2 itch terribly…
LAW OF REACHABILITY: a coin dropped down will attain the most unreachable corner posible.
LAW OF ENCOUNTER: probability of meeting a known person is high when you are with someone you are not supposed to be
THEOREM OF TELEPHONE: when dialing a wrong number it wil never be engaged.
THEOREM OF EXAMS: during exams everything in the world becomes intresting except reading, even watching a wall..
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