I am a Software Engineer
About Me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and more importantly, I am LOOKING FOR someone!!
Birthday: The day my PL is aout to fire me.
Here for: Web browsing in company hours
Ethnicity: Programmer
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions
Fashion: Ash my company HR. BTW, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth
Drinking: The first is this
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me I am living!!
Passions: Searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for another company, remembering my good old days, worrying about my future
Books: “101 ways to attract a girl”. Others censored
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