Maintenance Matter
A Husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room, “Please come fast I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel”..
The manager responded,”Sir that’s a personal matter.
Husband: “Idiot, the window won’t open! That’s a maintenance matter !”
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