World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Guy asked a Girl “Will you marry me?”
The Girl Said, “No!”
And the Guy lived happily ever after and rod motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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