Idiots In the Room
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the lecturer with a sneer.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student. “But I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
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