I’ve Lost My Wife
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” she asked. “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Automatic Mister
The new neighborhood supermarket has an automatic water mister to Keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant...
Indian Parliament Vs British Parliament
Indian Parliamentarian British Parliamentarian 1 Election once in 5 years Election once in 5 years 2 Any number of times One can contest only twice...
The Four Agreements
BE IMPECCABLE WITH YOUR WORD Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the Word to speak against yourself or to gossip about...
How Many Were There?
Being married for some time the wife began questioning her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of women before” she said. “How many...