What the Degree Holder Says
The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?” The graduate with a Philosophy degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
He’s the Stupid One
One day a man was walking in the street. He met another man who asked him what happened to his ears as both were covered...
Bank Was Going Under
A blonde visited the bank to close her account because she was convinced the institution was going under. When asked by a shocked manager why...