Wine Tasting
A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest.
She was very good at identifying the wine.
At the first taste she says; “Cabernet Sauvignon, 1998” and all the people were amazed.
At the 2nd try she answers “Cabernet Sauvignon, 1953” and they were once again amazed.
Then the drunk pisses in a glass and hands it to her.
She tries it and says “Yak, this tastes like piss!” and the drunk says, “Yeah, but what year was I born?”
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