Soup
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing? Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. Waiter: That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much. Customer: Waiter, there’s […]
Woman Patient
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Finding Happiness
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar. Suddenly the speaker stopped and started giving each person a balloon. Each one was asked...
It’s Never Too Late
It was an unusually busy day for the hospital staff on the sixth floor. Ten new patients were admitted and Nurse Susan spent the morning...
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Believe In Yourself
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