Man stranded on a desert island
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wet suit.
Man: “Hi! Am I ever happy to see you!”
Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here along time. How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
Man: “It’s been ten years!” With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.
Man: “Oh, thank you so much!”
Girl: “So tell me how long it’s been since you had a drink?”
Man: “It’s been ten years” The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: “Oh, thank you so much. You are like a miracle”! Finally the girl starts to unzip the front of her wet suit and asks the man leadingly, “So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around??” The man looked at her and said excitedly: “Oh, my God, don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there too??”
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