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Use When Caught Sleeping

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These are responses you may use when caught sleeping on the job:

“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
“This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me.”
“Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!”
“I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
“I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
“I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress.”
“Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
“The coffee machine is broken…”
“Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”
” … in Jesus’ name. Amen.”

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