Teacher and Student
MADAM to KG Boy: Kaha h apki copy…. Kaha h pen ? Boy: Jbse tumhe dekha Kya copy or kya Pen … Tere Mst-Mst 2 NaiN Mere dil ka le gye chain Gayb h Copy or Kho Gya pen
Height of Flirting – Girl calls a boy
Girl: Hello baby Boy: Ohh janu bolo Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi aata pata nahi ..! Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hain...
Akashwani
Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga Akashwani hui: "Isme mat chadh ye patri se utar jayegi" PLANE me chadne laga Aawajaayi "Ye crash ho jayega"...
Boy to God
Boy to God: Bhagwan 100 saal apke liye kitna hai ?? God - 1 second. Boy - aur 100 crore Rupaye ??? God - 1...
Musafir Aur Pappu
Musafir: Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge ?? Pappu: Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To..?? . Musafir: Tab To Bahut Hi Acha Hoga... Pappu:...
Prayer For You Today And For Ever…
May your lifetime glow and sparkle May your days be cheerful-bright May your home be filled with laughter May your smiles reflect God's light May...