You’re all the same
One day, a Chinese walked into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him, and asked for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here”.
The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese”.
“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship”.
Shocked, Spielberg replied, “It was the iceberg that sank the Ship, not me”.
The Chinese replied, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same“.
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