Real Meanings
- Great Presentation Skills – Able to bullshit
- Good Communication Skills – Spends lots of time on phone
- Exceptionally Well Qualified – Made no major blunders yet
- Work Is First Priority – Too ugly to get a date
- Active Socially – Drinks a lot
- Family Is Active Socially – Spouse drinks, too
- Independent Worker – Nobody knows what he/she does
- Quick Thinking – Offers plausible excuses
- Careful Thinker – Won’t make a decision
- Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs – Gets someone else to do it
- Expresses Themselves Well – Speaks English
- Has Leadership Qualities – Is tall or has a loud voice
- Exceptionally Good Judgment – Lucky
- Keen Sense Of Humor – Knows a lot of dirty jokes
- Loyal – Can’t get a job anywhere else
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