Memory
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques – visualization, association – it’s made a big difference for me.” “That’s great! What was the name of […]
Library Timings
"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked. "Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at...
Football in Heaven
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him...
Business is business
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child...
Grand Parent’s Answering Machine
Good morning... At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ... If you are one...
PJ – Scooter Stand
A guy rides up in a scooter to a theatre and asks another person "Where is the scooter stand?" The other person replies "Tell me,...