Third from left
After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle. Next day the photo appears in a newspaper with caption: “Laalu ji, third from left
Blood donation
A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. He got it from a poor Baniya. Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the...
Road Accident
First Kid: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously. Second Kid:...
Swallow a key
Patient: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Patient: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Patient: I was using duplicate key,...
Suffering from pneumonia
Patient:Â Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? Once a doctor was treating his patient with pneumonia but the patient died of typhus. Indian...
Computer Diskette
Customer : Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support : Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer : Yes, sure,...