A Husband’s Viewpoint
- Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (A life sentence!)
- Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over the strings are attached.
- Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
- Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
- Marriage requires a man to prepare 5 types of “RINGS”:
- The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The SuffeRing
- The EnduRing
- The TortuRing
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